Fifty Shades of Grey... Will Not Be Reviewed Here Today

A lot of people have told me to read Fifty Shades of Grey. A lot of people have said it would be up my alley. One friend even asked me to tell her what sex acts in it were actually possible, which I take as a compliment and an indication the book might actually be worth reading. But I have been too busy lately writing a novel and reading vintage erotica classics like The Pearl as research for it. So, for now, this video of Ellen DeGeneres reading outloud from it is going to have to be enough for me.

Happy May Day

I apologize that my intermittent blogging prevented me from getting this video to you yesterday. But it isn't less true just because today is May 2.